iwriteaboutfeminism:

Captain Ron Johnson arrives and speaks with the protesters. He says they will not be enforcing the “five second rule” (to keep moving), but reminds them that he is not in command of the Ferguson PD. Odd promise to make, then.

Monday, September 29th

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

(Source: academy)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

image

(Source: clannyphantom)

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

legalmexican:

why isn’t Flawless Remix on iTunes yet? Bey quit playing and snatch all these basics from the top 10

emobaria:

mondegreener:

tbh the only part of my body i like is my legs so i am 100% ok w skinny pants of any kind but i don’t fuck w tight shirts like i get every shirt a size up bc i do not like my torso

SAME